super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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