Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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