I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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