that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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