I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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