Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Randomize
