Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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