hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize
