We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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