i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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