i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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