Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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