it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
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