So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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