I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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