Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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