Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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