I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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