I could make wine with my vomit
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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