i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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