Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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