i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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