Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
you told grandpa to call you daddy
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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