Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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