he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
