Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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