my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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