i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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