is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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