If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Randomize
