ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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