someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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