I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
