Hey man sorry I got all grabby
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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