Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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