I am midnight drunk by noon
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I believe in your delicious
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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