I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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