Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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