hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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