Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Randomize
