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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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