i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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