I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
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