My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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