So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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