Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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