Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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