Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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