were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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