I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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