Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
